btw i don’t mean to offend anyone XD

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn’t

roses are red violets are blue garbage is dumped and so are you

Roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I don’t smell,
but you sure do.

roses are wilted
violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
and i chopped off your head

dimes are silver
pennies are brass
why does your face
look like your a**

roses are red
pickles are green
when i see your face
i want to scream

roses are red
violets are purple
I like you a lot, but, damn, nothing rhymes with that

its not the best but i like it.
roses are red
violets are blue
your passionate kiss
gave me the flu

Roses are red, Apples are sour, open your legs and ill give you some power.

Roses are red,
I hate your guts.
The end.

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Monkeys like YOU,
belong in the zoo.

But don’t be afraid,
I’ll be there too!
Not in the cage,
but laughing at you.

roses are red
some condoms are blue
STD’s are contagious
so watch who you screw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red
violets are blue
get in that bed
and ill do you!

Roses are red
Violets are purple
Dandelions are yellow
Lillies are white
This poem doesn’t rhyme
But at least it is accurate

roses are reddish violets are bluish
if it weren’t for jesus we’d all be Jewish

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I was a hooker
I wouldn’t charge you!

Roses are red,
Men she likes to please
she’d be a fair lover
if she didn’t charge fees